Dear people that invented tampons and pads,
Could you make those wrappers just a little bit louder or maybe add some fireworks? Because I’m sure there are still some people down the hall that didn’t know what I was doing. LOOL
I dare you to let me be yours. Your one and only. I promise I’m worthy to hold in your arms, so come on give me a chance to prove I’m the one who can walk that mile.
What if you're the person I see myself with in the...
So im 18 in Jan and I’m thinking of who i actually want to be there. I’m gonna get a hotel in soho for the weekend and hit up the gay clubs. Immediately my two best pals Tom and Brad come to mind, but I would just love it if all my internet friends came, like even ones I’ve never met. There are so many people from all over england, and even in the US that I probably talk to more...
worst tumblr frape ever, i just saw the 'Love...
its so funny I’m never deleting it, tom you dark horse
hollaaayyychezz asked: Who do you fancy? I mean, I know its me, but I had to ask. ;) Jk. Who is it? I'm asking for everyone else. :P
A Love Story
Her eyes met mine from across the room and I knew what we must do. The party raged on around us but her… her everything just stopped time. One long look from her emerald eyes, to her breasts, to her never-ending legs shattered any preconceptions of women before. I felt my cliterous glowed; it magnetised towards her. She was everything. I walked forward, sliding towards her through the...
Omg I fancy one of my followers… which one!? Ask and you will know.
You treat me just like another stranger
well it’s nice to meet you, sir. I guess i’ll go, I best be on my way out.
lol I just consistently strike out with you.
I wish I had a cool middle name
moodygoth: mutantminds: why do most people have such common middle names, lazy arse parenting. My full name is Alexandra Louise, be thankful your mother had the decency to call you something nice like Noella :c My first name is Louise. It’s such middle name material. Unworthy of a first name. :(
I do so much for you and you just fuck me over.
I just spent a million hours re-vamping my mum's...
Take a look if you like, Weebly is the shittest website server EVER. They simplified it so much that its too hard if that makes any sense. MUM’S CAKE WEBSITE
I STILL can't get on anyone's URLs. Come on Tumblr...
Be with someone who will not only fight to get...
I just want an endless pot of money, a nice house...
and an amazing girlfriend to live with. Is that asking for too much?
Wasting time on a lost cause, appreciated by the ones I’m uninterested in, satisfying my emotions through fiction and putting my heart in the hands of a thief. These are the ludacrus traits ill never shake.
You're making a fool out of me.
Anonymous asked: you should be happy, you're so much better than your ex! xx
"I finally understood what true love meant... love...