So the wedding was really cutesy and they made me be photographer (~~) The food was splendid but my dad and I got quite drunk and he stripped to Tom jones and it was a nasty sight. Other than that it was a free bar and I was getting served so I pretty much rinsed it of jagerbombs and sours all night. Oh and the best man was an absolute nutter who kept clanging spoons together as an instrument. I’m still a bit drunk but starting to get a hangover cus my head really hurts and I have work in 8 hours woooooooooooooo
kay i gave in and came on the computer.
i know, she goes through my wardrobe and puts my clothes on all the time. Hasnt quite learnt how yet.
Going to my first ever wedding today and it’s at the Rayleigh mill which is funny cus that’s the place of my cringey early teens being emo sneaking in and being drunk on the street. But anyways, it’s an old, both widowed couple and they are just the cutest ever. My dads being their driver so this morning we tied ribbons all over our mercedes and shit and got my dad a drivers hat so we’re well posh and swanky today. Swanky isn’t even a word. But im just going to get drunk because they’ve got organised line dancing instead if a DJ and that will only be fun intoxicated.
I swear to god if I’m put on a little kids table I’ll die. ~~~17 and childproof~~~
okaaay well give me more clues.
Also how would it be awkward for you to reveal yourself?
yep its you morgan
well yep i thought it was you, morgan haha
oh im so confused :(
i dont recall anyone from north east england. What county?
yeah, shes the one in the picture i just posted. pretty gay.
omggg. i just scanned my newsfeed quickly and have decided the only potential person you could be is morgan?
err no, she likes justin bieber, hair product and skittles
its legal here but i bet they wouldnt let it happen.
gay head? really.
omg what would you do if the queen was a lesbian? Or harry was gay and he got married to a man? Would it be allowed?
loool i think its time you told me, or at least gave some nice clues
i so know who you areee. The one with short hair, with yellow and red polka dot theme? i canny remember your nameee.
how old are you?