Louisebian

So the wedding was really cutesy and they made me be photographer (~~) The food was splendid but my dad and I got quite drunk and he stripped to Tom jones and it was a nasty sight. Other than that it was a free bar and I was getting served so I pretty much rinsed it of jagerbombs and sours all night. Oh and the best man was an absolute nutter who kept clanging spoons together as an instrument. I’m still a bit drunk but starting to get a hangover cus my head really hurts and I have work in 8 hours woooooooooooooo

Going to my first ever wedding today and it’s at the Rayleigh mill which is funny cus that’s the place of my cringey early teens being emo sneaking in and being drunk on the street. But anyways, it’s an old, both widowed couple and they are just the cutest ever. My dads being their driver so this morning we tied ribbons all over our mercedes and shit and got my dad a drivers hat so we’re well posh and swanky today. Swanky isn’t even a word. But im just going to get drunk because they’ve got organised line dancing instead if a DJ and that will only be fun intoxicated.

I swear to god if I’m put on a little kids table I’ll die. ~~~17 and childproof~~~